We are Paradise at Pine Beach:
Pine is for the pine trees,
Beach is for the beach,
Paradise is for the relaxation,
and time spent on your knees...
...thanking God, that is, for the revelation,
that coming here's a fine idea,
and a great vacation!
And you need not start to worry,
if the rain begins to fall,
just back inside you should scurry -
you're here to relaaaaxxxx, after all!
So even if there's sun you've lacked,
we have a big TV,
65 inches to be exact,
it's where you'll want to be!