I'm an American émigré, married to a local girl, living in Sardinia since 2001.
I'm a father of 2, plus my own childishness...
I'm more than happy to discuss your holiday plans with you, and offer any advice I'm able. I've experienced most every sort of difficulty, confusion, misunderstanding, etc., which a person generally encounters when traveling in Italy - specifically Sardinia.
I'll work to ensure an enjoyable and pleasant vacation, and that there are no surprises, in the hope that you will want to come back - and that you will go home and tell all your friends what a wonderful time you had!